Having left The Earth Bag house in Terlingua (after a 5 taco selection at roadside: Prickly Pear, Chicken, Pork, Beef 2.), we headed to BBRSP (big bend ranch state park) which is wilder then Big Bend National.
The ride was beautiful as we drove on the paved Rio Grande road. We stopped for a hike on the river where the trail wanders through the Hoodoos. The main road up into the park is on the southwestern edge and goes northerly for 20 miles then easterly to the other side. The rough roads branch off to the remote sites. The park is 500 square miles, (half the size of the State of Rhode Island) which was up until 1988 a private ranch when Texas bought the land. Ranching is still done.
Yes that is Mexico on the other side.
The main park road is as most dirt roads: not tended to regularly, washboard, but in perspective like a highway when compared to what lay ahead.
Novices, we were unaware how intense the 4X4 drive (crawl) in to remote sites were. Both of us can say it was the longest 9 miles of our experience. Can’t explain other than insane road conditions where we averaged 2-3 mph, where I got out of the truck 20, 30+ (?) times to scout the next 100 feet. I was advised to bring a pick and shovel and I now painfully know why. One needs to do “road building”: anything from filling in a 3 foot deep trench across the 6 foot wide ‘road’, to taking the pick and shovel to get rock to get over a boulder 18” high in the way. Some of the “roads” are ‘tipped’ at what feels like 30º or more so the truck feels like it wants to roll over. The road is overgrown at the sides with thorns that are an inch long. I now have a ‘badge of honor’, what they call here pinstripes: a thousand scratches the length of the truck. Seeing it is so over the top that you just can’t say anything but “oh well”. So it was 3-4 hours to do 9 miles (which we will do again to get out and then another 3-4 hours to get into the next site after 3 days here. We arrived in the most beautiful remote spot we’ve ever seen.
The light changes constantly, like camping in the Grand Canyon or Bryce. We are very glad we brought the 8x8 ft pop up screen house as there are lots of black flies, which I can not understand, the air has no moisture and it is DRY. It was so nice to sit inside and relax at the time of evening when the bugs come out… Lucy appreciated it too being tied to a bumper with only a 20 ft rope. The reward is what we see all day. And the stars at night like you might see in Arizona magazine.
Some folks I know and love look at me like I’m crazy and they have good reason. I judge myself similarly on many occasions. Why go through all this? I know it is true that the sine wave of life brings high and lows and though I still have the vim the vigor is waning to do a trip as remote as this again. I know I will not regret it. The highs are pretty high to balance out those road building lows. I am in the screen tent having a morning coffee sitting comfortably in my kermit chair with a 50 mile view, not a single sound of mankind. That is really something. Today I go back up the ‘road’ with pick and shovel. Yesterday I took an hour to work on a very treacherous spot that Jack and Dani described to us as they were here 10 years ago. The road needs building up to get us out tomorrow after three days here. I will say, Jack, if you are reading this and smiling at your recollection of the gut wrenching descent into Guale 2, I now think of you as a man of understatement. I look forward to sharing two tall Irish and reliving this with you. If I had seen a Youtube of this road I probably would not have attempted it.
If you do a Google search (or better a ‘Duck Duck Go’ one… no tracking) you will find a record of a man stuck out in the mountain desert on a road equally as bad or worse with his FW camper disconnected from the truck on a very steep ascent of rough road. Yup, I can pretty much see and feel that as a holy S—T !!! event. Like staring at something you just broke on the floor and that flash of denial that sweeps through you that what you are seeing really just happened and the shock that time is not reversible. He told the story of sitting there with two separated pieces of importance. For those unfamiliar with these little campers that can go anywhere your truck can, they are attached to four eye bolts that go through the truck bed with things called turnbuckles. Gotta monitor those babies or you will have a similar disaster. About hours passed when suddenly jeeps with burly men appeared. And being crazy enough to be out there “ having fun” on those roads, were fully prepared for calamities. They offloaded as much weight as possible and repositioned his truck. The camper’s dry weight is about 1000 pounds. Yes, yes they did. If you were thinking they lifted one end of that camper and rested it on the bed of the truck, then lifted the other end up and winched it back into where it was supposed to be. They held it in place until it was securely reattached to the truck. Here’s a link to that story with photos!
https://www.truckcampermagazine.com/off-road/adventures/the-camper-that-fell-off/
Puma, Cougars, Mountain Lions, creatures with paws as wide as my tires and sneaky like. I keep watching the Hoodoos that surround us (with caves) waiting to see, like in the movies, a big cat looking at Lucy like a great hors d'oeuvre. You can bet that air horn is handy! I’m banking on my 8 year younger wife jumping in front and whomping the tar outta that cat with some martial moves. Another surprise to me was thinking, as I had always heard, folks go to the Southwest to help their allergies. Not true! If it’s grass pollen that afflicts you it is Benadryl to the rescue; especially when the wind is 15 mph with gusts over 30. I would make for a lousy cowboy where the sky’s are not cloudy all day.
The paint job had to be sacrificed getting through the very sharp thorns; the sound of which was nuts! I'm hopeful that cleaning or rubbing compound will take the worst of it down. And for all you crypto folks out there this image is now an NFT and if you want to buy it the starting price is $10k... I think that might just cover the damages!So much to take in. The plants, not like our soft and cuddly ones of NE, but ‘keep your distance’ plants that make you sorry if you hug them. They are many varieties of tough, even the grass has burrs. We have 3 GMRS walkie-talkie radios (2 hand held and one in cab). When either goes for a dog walk or stroll on their own, we keep connected as to where the traveler is and that all is ok. Luann did some trail walking both with Lucy and solo. Saw a snake which we will have to ID later. A lizard of some sort. And yes, the stars. Luann stepped out of the camper last night and took it all in, as much as it can be. Something else being in one of the “Dark Sky” locations. What must the original people have conjured up to make sense of such spectacular light displays that swirl around overhead and seem both constant and seasonal? As Albert Einstein said, “We are like a little child who walks into a great library full of books written in many languages. S/he knows someone must have written them”.
Another area of forgotten learning is Geology. I need a refresher course. There is a lot going on under your feet and the topography has been shaped by colossal energies. It is hard to read a book sitting out in our chairs because every time you look up it is a shock as to where you are and what you are looking at. Try reading sitting in a Grand Canyon, you’ll read the same paragraph multiple times as you sit in awe of it all.
A change in plan due to road conditions; or in honest terms due to lack of a road. We had arranged to be at a site for three days that after getting half way there we encountered an impossible way forward. It perhaps could be done with jeep rock crawling skills but with a 1500 pound weight in the truck bed it was a simple decision. Age does that for you, I asked myself: is this the mountain I wanted to die on? So we boon-docked near a watering tank for the free range cattle, and yes they came to visit.
That allowed us a, not too long drive back, to a soon to be closed ranger station (and a shower!) and were able to reserve two other remote sites with easier access, at which I type this. We decided to stay here 4 nights. A great view to look at. Set up the screen house and shade tarp, solar shower filled and ready. So a hike later and burgers on the grill. I have renamed this campsite “Dust and Dog Hair”. After over 100 miles of talcum clouds of desert dust and Miss Lucy shedding, everything looks like a set from a Clint Eastwood spaghetti western movie.
Best view ever when nature calls
Leveling blocks keep the camper better for sleeping Lucy on the lower bunk
Burgers on the grill
Also I’d like to shout out about the Buckland Manor home network. Having not had internet until late 2020, I had a lot of time to plan what could be done to take advantage of it when we did. A ‘smart home’. It has allowed a worry-wart like me not to fret when away from home in the winter. It is not hard to do and anyone wanting to do the same please let me know as I like to share knowledge, what good is it if you don’t?
The house has 4 terabyte server in the basement, If you use (and pay for) a cloud service, then it is exactly the same except you own it and all your data stays offline. Your own safe treasure box of files, photos, movies, music etc all of which is accessible anywhere you have Wi-Fi or cell coverage. For this 3 month trip I decided to shut that part of the house network and take along what I needed, save electricity and 3 months of wear on the server (NAS).
The network is up and running so all the smart devices on the IOT (Internet of things) is accessible and manageable at any time from the iPhone or computer: There are 4 different smart plugs for four lamps, each programmable at any time for offs and ons, the garage door can be opened/closed if someone needs to get into the house, the propane tank for the furnace is monitored for % level and you can order propane with a click of as button, there are four security cameras (2 outside and 2 inside) one of which is in the basement to be able to see the furnace, the security camera hard drive and the cellar floor (for water), there are 2 water sensors: one below the kitchen sink and the other in the basement below the bathroom pipes which if wet send a text/email to let me know. So in a few minutes I can check on the house and then forget it. This is good when one sees there is a storm coming!
One has a lot of spare time on a trip like this so I enjoy chronicling; and it has been fun to return to the blogs of where we have gone to reread and see photos. Helps in remembering where you went when! A few more days in the BBRSP and then we emerge in Fort Davis (1/24) to take a three day little house rental to clean up truck/camper (wish I had a leaf blower for the dust!) laundry and eat out! Lucy continues to model perfect behavior until she sees a roadrunner or rabbit, then she loses her mind. Maybe I’d be better behaved if it was me tied to the bumper.
We have been very fortunate to have had the 20 gallons of water in the tank without freezing temperatures. The forecast for the three day stay in Fort Davis is 60's day but 21 at night. After our stay there the prediction is for warmer nights. This being the case I will have to drain the water tank and use the portable compressor to blow all the residual water from the lines. If I don't it will freeze and force the buying of plastic water containers. The compressor also allows us to 'air down' the tires for the rough road and really low for the sand, then back up for pavement.